What sorts of curtains do you have? Frilly lacy ones, Venetian blinds, pull-down shades?
Dewain
Er... what? Frilly, lacy ones... Venetian blinds? What are Venetian blinds? Blind people from Venice? Why would Venetian blinds need curtains? Or be used as curtains? Pull-down shades? Is that some sort of magic?
No, Venetian blinds and pull-down shades are types of curtains. The question is about what you'd prefer to use to stop light from coming in through the window, or out, or to stop people from seeing in.
Oh. Well... something simple, easy to use, and effective. And neutral. Practical.
Do you keep your house clean?
I don't think about it. I suppose it is clean.
Is it dusty?
No.
I assume you don't clean it yourself, someone else does it for you.
I don't clean... so I suppose you're right. I don't know who, [---] takes care of such things. Either he does it, or pays someone to do it. I don't care, just that it's clean.
I suppose I need to look into that.
What do your desk or workspace look like? Small and cramped, huge and expansive, covered in drifts of books and papers? neatly ordered and clean?
Desk?
Yes. You are a private investigator, so you have a desk to work by, don't you?
What would that be for? My workspace is the city, I move around, talk to people, such things. What is a desk to do with that?
Well... if you need to write things down, and research books and such... file information, such things.
Oh, [---] does that. His desk is clean and orderly. All his papers are.
Can you find what you're looking for when you need it?
Yeah. Everything has a place, every thing in its place.
What color are your sheets?
What? Uh. White.
Satin or cotton?
Cotton, I suppose. Maybe linen.
Patterned with flowers, or covered with pictures of toys?
These are really weird questions. Why would there be pictures or patterns on sheets?
Some people like that.
Well... not I.
What sorts of food do you eat?
From sheets to food... er... ordinary food. What is there.
Do you cook your own dinners?
I can if I need to. It's mostly something I crab and go. Like... meat, bread, fruit, cheese...
Are you a good cook, a gourmet, or a terrible cook?
One can eat what I cook. It's not important.
Do you eat out?
Occasionally
Are you on a diet?
What's a diet?
No. I eat what there is to eat.
Where do you vacation, and how often?
Vacation? What is that, then?
People take a couple of days off their normal work routine, and often travel away from home.
The oddest things... No, I don't vacation. Or travel.
Do you have any pets?
Like... animals who live with me? No.
Would you like to have any?
No.
why not?
Why would I? What is the point with pets? There's plenty of children to pet in the world who would need it, and people spend money, a lot of money, too, to buy some... ball of fur, that's totally useless to anything. And then they spend money to feed that thing, and buy it jewelry and toys and furniture... it's so useless and selfish and stupid.